Dark beer
The black beer is a liquid substance of higher density and sweeter taste than ordinary beer, invented by Metal God. Only males as Jeremiah, Chuck Norris and Bud Spencer dare drink this elixir of power. The other name that designates Malzbier, denotes that there is a beer for anyone who is just barely in the best sense of the term.
Composition
Several glasses of stout noble
According to the latest recent studies, released recently, and made by TV Globo, the composition of dark beer is 45% alcohol, 25% of ox blood, 20% of bees chewed by Chuck Norris and even 10% of beer .
History
The first units of root beer were produced in Germany, Adolf Hitler's orders. But, as we will die to prove this drink, its creator had to flee to Brazil.
The creator, name unknown, he left for Barry, where he met his future partner, Boi Bandido. The legend says that the unfortunate man stumbled and put his ass in the animal, hence the name of the first dark beer, Caracu. Of course, this drink was made with the blood of Boi Bandido, which became the largest donor of blood on the planet.
All went well until the day that Coca-Cola stole the formula for black beer. However, Coca-Cola was using cheaper ingredients such as açaí and demonic cupuaçu. Shortly thereafter, Boi Bandido was abducted by Roberto Marinho and legendary producer of black beer was taken by Google to Acre, where he was never seen again. The largest blood donor in the world.
Truck drivers like Peter and Bino, after deciding that it was a trap, and cowboys who were not fags, they continued the tradition of stout in the country, but it was hard to compete against the empire of Zeca Pagodinho, the largest brewer in the country. The production of stout, thus waned. Fortunately, when the Iron Maiden went to Brazil, they found a homeless man drinking black beer, and decided to prove. So much so that now spread to the entire planet dark beer, and one of the known demands for her dressing room is a barrel of 20 liters of the best dark beer.
The black beer is a liquid substance of higher density and sweeter taste than ordinary beer, invented by Metal God. Only males as Jeremiah, Chuck Norris and Bud Spencer dare drink this elixir of power. The other name that designates Malzbier, denotes that there is a beer for anyone who is just barely in the best sense of the term.
Composition
Several glasses of stout noble
According to the latest recent studies, released recently, and made by TV Globo, the composition of dark beer is 45% alcohol, 25% of ox blood, 20% of bees chewed by Chuck Norris and even 10% of beer .
History
The first units of root beer were produced in Germany, Adolf Hitler's orders. But, as we will die to prove this drink, its creator had to flee to Brazil.
The creator, name unknown, he left for Barry, where he met his future partner, Boi Bandido. The legend says that the unfortunate man stumbled and put his ass in the animal, hence the name of the first dark beer, Caracu. Of course, this drink was made with the blood of Boi Bandido, which became the largest donor of blood on the planet.
All went well until the day that Coca-Cola stole the formula for black beer. However, Coca-Cola was using cheaper ingredients such as açaí and demonic cupuaçu. Shortly thereafter, Boi Bandido was abducted by Roberto Marinho and legendary producer of black beer was taken by Google to Acre, where he was never seen again. The largest blood donor in the world.
Truck drivers like Peter and Bino, after deciding that it was a trap, and cowboys who were not fags, they continued the tradition of stout in the country, but it was hard to compete against the empire of Zeca Pagodinho, the largest brewer in the country. The production of stout, thus waned. Fortunately, when the Iron Maiden went to Brazil, they found a homeless man drinking black beer, and decided to prove. So much so that now spread to the entire planet dark beer, and one of the known demands for her dressing room is a barrel of 20 liters of the best dark beer.
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